Reasons for Stop Code: T, J

Police - What are You doing here?
Me - I just checked in, I will fly in a few minutes.
Police - You've ever been arrested?
Me - No.
Police - Sure?
Me - Yeah
Police - Want to be?
Me - I think I'll pass...
Police - OK, seems that your papers are OK.
Me - What was this all about?
Police - Easy. This is a major terrorist target. You are a terrorist so we had to stop you...
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